David Guetta ft Usher-Without You

I can't win, I can't reign
I will never win this game
Without you, without you

I am lost, I am vain,
I will never be the same
Without you, without you

I won't run, I won't fly
I will never make it by
Without you, without you

I can't rest, I can't fight
All I need is you and I,
Without you, without.... You!

Oh oh oh
You you you
Without
You you you
Without you..

Can't erase, so I'll take blame
But I can't accept that we're
Estrange
Without you, without you

I can't quit now, this can't be right
I can't take one more sleep this night
Without you, without you

I won't soar, I won't climb
If you're not here I'm paralyzed without you, without you

I can't look, I'm so blind
Lost my heart, I lost my mind without you without... You!

Oh oh oh
You you you
Without
You you you
Without you..

I am lost, I am vain,
I will never be the same
Without you, without you, WITHOUT YOU

Siapa Yang Salah?

Hallo Assalamualaikum Mbak-Mbak dan Mas-Mas yang cantik dan ganteng. Kenapa? Kenapa? Kenapaaaaa? Kenapa kalian menyebutku ALAY! Kenapa?! Kenapa kalian menyebutku CUPU? Kenapa?! 


Percakapan langsung


Contoh pertama :
Lo : Kok lo alay cupu banget sih Tan? Gaya sms lo kaya orang tua, jadul! Hahaha (Ketawa jin)
Gue : *Shock, tahan napas, mata setengah melotot dan dalam hati bilang "ELO! ELO! ELO YANG ALAY!!!"


Contoh kedua :
Lo : Kenapa sih lo kalo foto ngga bergaya mulu, kenapa cuma nyengir sok manis sih? Cupu lo! Bergaya dong kayak gue. Malu kan gue kalo mau upload ke facebook
Gue : *Shock, tahan napas, mata setengah melotot dan dalam hati bilang "ELO! ELO! ELO YANG TERLALU! GUE YANG MALU KALO DI TAG DI FACEBOOK!"


Contoh ketiga :
Lo : Online facebook dong, lo alay banget deh ngga pernah nulis status di facebook, di profile lo ngga ada status lo sama sekali. Update dong kalo lagi ngapa-ngapain. Gue aja tiap hari update. Twitter ngga enak tau, aneh banyak alaynya
Gue : *Shock, tahan napas, mata setengah melotot dan dalam hati bilang "Astaghfirullah! ELO! ELO! ELO YANG ALAY! UDAH ADA TWITTER NGAPAIN UPDATE SEGALA KEGIATAN DI FACEBOOK"


Contoh keempat :
Lo : Eh eh eh add facebook gue deh
Gue : Apaan namanya?
Lo : Nananablablablablazzzzztjdjkgrtbmagjhi
Gue : Hah?! Apa? Kok namanya alay banget. Bukan facebook lo ya?
Lo : Facebook gue kok! Sini gue ketikin
Gue : *Baca nicknya, diem, mandang mukanya dan bilang... Udah gue add... *Kembali mandang profilenya yang ada di layar hape gue
Lo : Nama facebook lo apaan? 
Gue : Biasa kok Intan Murti Lestari
Lo : Kok ngga ditambahin nama apaan gitu sih? Artis kesukaan lo, nama samaran lo
Gue : Ngga, ngga, malu. Itu sama aja memalsukan identitas *Pandangan lurus ke depan mandang papan tulis yang pasti dia lagi iba melihat gue
Lo : Ah ngga gaul lu!
Gue : *Shock, tahan napas, mata setengah melotot dan dalam hati bilang "Allah, kenapa aku dianggap seperti ini....."


Percakapan melalui sms


Gue : Eh Lulu (nama disamarkan), besok jadinya gimana? Mau ngerjain tugas dulu atau langsung ke rumah Lala (sekali lagi nama disamarkan)?
Lo : UhHhmM, , , , , kLw Qw bLank c mnDink qtah nGrjainx d hUmz laLa ajh . . .
Gue : Blank? Maksud lo bilang? Yaudah deh gue ikut aja
Lo : HxhXhxhx . . . Iyh mXd Qw tUwh bilang heeheehee . . . Gy aph  InThan ? ? 

BAYANGIN DONG NAMA GUE AJA DI BUAT ALAY SAMA DIAAAAA :"(


Prihatin.
Prihatin,
Prihatin!!!


"Sms campur huruf angka dan tanda baca bikin yang baca kesal lempar hape ke kaca!" -Parodi JakFM, Anak Alay

I'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU CALL ME. NO NEED TO SAY GOODBYE :")

New Hair Cut!

Gue baru potong rambut loh! Tapi aslinya gue pake poni, cuma di gambar itu ceritanya jidat gue lagi banyak jerawat transparannya makannya poninya di syung-in gitu. Dan..... di gambar itu gue keliatan kurus kan? Apalagi tangannya! Jangan percaya ya, itu bohong total. Gue ngga sekurus itu tapi ada hasrat biar punya badan sekurus itu. Dadah :D

Baby LaaLaa and Her Zebra Doll

Super Bass

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away. Beating like a drum and it's coming your way. Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom bass? He got that super bass, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom bass. Yeah that's that super bass. Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass. Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass. -Niki Minaj, Super Bass

That's How You Know

Giselle:
How does she know you love her?
How does she know she's yours?

Man:
How does she know that you love her?

Giselle:
How do you show her you love her?

Both:
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?
How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?

Giselle:
It's not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she'll be inclined to say...
"How do I know he loves me?"
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?)
"How do I know he's mine?"
(How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?)

Well does he leave a little note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow flowers when the sky is grey? Heyy!
He'll find a new way to show you, a little bit everyday
That's how you know, that's how you know!
He's your love...

Man:
You've got to show her you need her
Don't treat her like a mind reader
Each day do something to need her
To believe you love her

Giselle:
Everybody wants to live happily ever after
Everybody wants to know their true love is true...
How do you know he loves you?
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you need her?)
How do you know he's yours?
(How does she know that you really, really, truely-)

Well does he take you out dancin' just so he can hold you close?
Dedicate a song with words in
Just for you? Ohhh!

All:
He'll find his own way to tell you
With the little things he'll do
That's how you know
That's how you know!

Giselle:
He's your love
He's your love...

That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
He loves you
(la la la la la la la la)
That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
It's true
(la la la la la)

Because he'll wear your favorite color
Just so he can match your eyes
Rent a private picnic
By the fires glow-oohh!

All:
His heart will be yours forever
Something everyday will show
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know!

Giselle:
He's your love...

Man:
That's how she knows that you love her
That's how you show her you love her

Giselle:
That's how you know...
That's how you know...
He's your love...